I was sitting on the floor folding clothes while two of my kids were playing like the laundry basket was a boat. My 1 yo was bored and got out of the boat and walked away. My 6 yo looked at him and said
"Oh look, Noble can walk on water." The Noble in my head that lives in my shower startled and shook his head.
"I can't walk on water and no, I don't have a God complex." I think my Noble (who is a Prophet in my book)has a guilty concience.